Friday, 18 June 2010

Murad Cellulite Solution Regimen Trial

I have a confession to make.

I'm not bothered about my cellulite. I know the media tells me I should be - but really, I've got more important things to worry about. And anyway -it's behind me- I don't even have to look at it - so why stress?

 *NOT my arse. But what a great picture.

I mean, I'm 40 - and I've had 4 large kids (I know I remind you of this often - but if you had sprung forth a total of 38.25lbs of human from your loins you would probably wear it like a Blue Peter badge too) - I'm SUPPOSED to have cellulite.
However, what I do NOT appreciate is the slightly 'baggy' baby belly that Max left me with. Yes Max - it's your fault that Mummy can't show her midriff even slightly without sucking it all up REALTIGHT.

Max caring not a JOT about his mother's stomach.

So - being the awkward cow that I am - when I got the chance to trial the Murad Cellulite Solution - my first thoughts were - EXCELLENT - baby belly here I come. 

So. I started last Saturday. The regime entails taking two packets of supplements, one in the morning and one at night and using a serum and cream on the affected area of bottoms and thighs (stomach).


So far it's surprisingly easy.  I have already noticed a general improvement in the skin on my face.  And applying the serum/creams is no hard labour for me. I grease myself like a chicken pre-roast every day anyway.

I may be going nuts but I think the supplements are also improving my sleep.

So, we'll see - will I look like THIS afterwards?:

Helena Christensen looking fabulous - for a change.

Err. No. But that's OK.  Watch this space.


  1. Thats a fantastic bottom. It could almost be mine actually.

    Never heard of this stuff, sounds interesting,will be awaiting final results with interest.

  2. Ooh, this is interesting. I've only had 3 large babies (27lbs) but they've left their marks! Like Charlie, I'm really looking forward to the final results.
    Jane x

  3. oh, that was to funny!
    For me it was The Chickee Daughter that did it for me, trashing my boobs along with the tummy.

  4. Yes, I think I'll stick with the one child, thank you all.

  5. Nonsense Grace - crack on - the more the merrier (baggier)!

  6. Alright, well I'm sticking with my theory that you're 18. There's no way you're 40. I have no idea whose kids those are that you've got, but I think I should report you.

    My cellulite was never crazy bad, but I've definitely noticed an improvement through eating better and exercising (especially on PowerPlates, which is supposedly very effective for blasting cellulite).

    Anyhoo, you're 18 and that's final. Oh and in answer to your question, no, I don't have any crisps.

  7. In future please be aware that I will ALWAYS want crisps.